Uselessful

Adj. Type of information carried around inside a man's head that he thinks is a mark of intelligence when in fact it is idiotic trivia. Ironically, in many cases everyone already knows the fact, or it is wrong.

Sally: Do you like my tan this summer?
Tim: Sure. Did you know that the mask in the movie "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white?
Sally: Yes dear. Everyone knows that.
Tim: Well, did you know that the red dot on the 7-Up can represents the inventor's eye? He was an albino.
Sally: You are an idiot. Stop using such uselessful information.

by oso31 March 16, 2009

Uselessness

Sakura,

A useless bitch.

This world shall know uselessness.

by TEEHEEx6 September 11, 2020

useless

99% of the definitions on this site.

You don't need to search to find a useless definition on this site.

by dref said right June 12, 2004

Useless

A person who is incapable of doing anything, be it singing fighting or looking good. Stupid and cant be of any use to anyone or anything. The worst thing to be used as a insult.people who are often useless think they are the best at everything when they're not.

Tom cant fight he is useless

by Gymaddict💪 June 16, 2020

Useless

The definition of school

What useless :school

by O.G Originaly Gangster(gay) January 25, 2015

Useless

Someone who does nothing and run away when there are problems.

See: ScoMo

The current Prime Minister of Australia is useless.

by ZenB22 December 22, 2019

Useless

What you are.

Bob: I feel so useless
Joey: That's because you're useless.

by Humanish September 28, 2020