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Uselessful

Adj. Type of information carried around inside a man's head that he thinks is a mark of intelligence when in fact it is idiotic trivia. Ironically, in many cases everyone already knows the fact, or it is wrong.
Sally: Do you like my tan this summer?
Tim: Sure. Did you know that the mask in the movie "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white?
Sally: Yes dear. Everyone knows that.
Tim: Well, did you know that the red dot on the 7-Up can represents the inventor's eye? He was an albino.
Sally: You are an idiot. Stop using such uselessful information.
by oso31 March 16, 2009
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uselessful

he can't even help us, what an uselessful person!
by krakatau_2339 March 28, 2017
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uselessology

The knoledge of useless information. use-less-ologee - used when you're on a date, think you're cool or just want to get on someones nerves.
Matt: Hey tim. you know, in uselessology, that a caravan usually sleeps two people only?
Tim: Did you know I dont care?
by Jack1592 July 23, 2007
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Unsexessful

Last night was very unsexessful!
by Mr Barry Turnbottom February 15, 2013
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uselessrubbish

Useless junk that has no use by itself but can develop a use if combined with more useless junk.
Beware the useless junk could kill U!?!
by Sabian June 2, 2004
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