1.) Guy #1: I had sex last night.

Guy #2: Did you use a jimmy hat?

Guy #1: Of course not.

Guy #2: So you had unprotected sex?

Guy #1: ...is there any other kind?

2.) Guy #1: I had unprotected sex with a Brazilian transsexual.

Guy #2: You have HIV now.

unprotected sex by BigGrabby August 17, 2009

Unprotected Sex

The kind of sex you should have if you want to have children. However, there is also the risk of potentially getting an STD.

Matthew and Ashley had Unprotected Sex because they wanted to have children, but instead they got an STD.

Unprotected Sex by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021

Unprotected Sex

See Sex.

Unprotected Sex is the sex that counts. Change my mind.

Unprotected Sex by g1224 July 22, 2020

Unprotected Sex Partner

An unprotected sex partner is one who does not have a gun, or some other weapon when having sex.

Steve Allen only has male unprotected sex partners. He thinks women are icky.

Unprotected Sex Partner by The Original Energizer Bunny October 19, 2008

unprotected eye sex

the act of holding a passionate gaze (eye sex) with someone from across the room without wearing any protection; such as eye glasses, sun glasses, or contacts.

I hope I don't get pink eye after having unprotected eye sex with that guy.

unprotected eye sex by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh July 16, 2009

Unprotected Bacteria Sex

Backrooms Bacteria having sex with no condom on.

Haha, the new backrooms video features Unprotected Bacteria Sex in it!

Unprotected Bacteria Sex by CockSucker69420WasTaken March 2, 2023

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026