unki

When someone falls of his skateboard and it’s hilarious he’s an unki

“Josh just broke his ankle trying to kickflip the three stair!”

“What an unki dude!”

by Babashiba killo September 9, 2020

unkillable

A person who just won't fucking die!

After ripping his cock out through his asshole, it appears that Andy is unkillable.

by Salty V July 1, 2008

Unkism

The widely accepted, worldly religion, in which all of it's followers are unkin', meaning acting as if one is high. Followers of Unkism, called Unks, worship the mighty Unk god, Unkatunk. The highest concentration of Unkists live in Arlingon, Virginia; and in Santa Anna, Texas.

"Mommy, why is that guy hanging from a chair upside-down?"

"Well you see, Doug, that man is a follower of Unkism, and all Unkists are required to be unkin' at all times. Let's remember to be tollerant of that man, Doug."

"Just like Martin Luther King, Mommy?"

"Yes, Doug. Just like Martin Luther King."

by lilhippomanman June 2, 2009

Unkin'

1. Taking part in doing any illegal or prescription drugs and subsequently acting stupid or high.

2. Acting stupid or high as if one had been doing drugs.

"I just saw Olivia trying to sit upside down. She be unkin'."

by lilhippomanman May 31, 2009

Unkit

The sexiest man alive, he will come outside and if you dont hide your girl she will be stolen. He loves eating his own booty and eating at Ichiban Sushi. Most africans love him no question

Guy 1: Yo Unkit is outside
Guy 2: Gotta hide my girl

by Jacky J Dog June 16, 2018

Unkie

To avoid doing a typically strenuous physical activity, primarily due to old age and lack of physical activity

Dude, I was supposed to split firewood tonight after work, but when I got home I just unkied on the couch

by Rhysteel March 16, 2022

Unkie

An "unkie" is an internationally recognized unit of measurement equivalent to 233 pounds.

Brah, I managed to pull 2 unkies for 5 reps last week. SWOLE......

by Rhysteel March 16, 2022