2 definitions by Rhysteel

Unkie

To avoid doing a typically strenuous physical activity, primarily due to old age and lack of physical activity

Dude, I was supposed to split firewood tonight after work, but when I got home I just unkied on the couch

by Rhysteel March 17, 2022

An "unkie" is an internationally recognized unit of measurement equivalent to 233 pounds.

Brah, I managed to pull 2 unkies for 5 reps last week. SWOLE......

by Rhysteel March 17, 2022