Unkidnappable

A person or being whom is so gigantically huge in stature, and/or so morbidly obese they cannot be kidnapped; therefore making them unkidnappable.

"Yo Tom, this shawty is thicca that a 500lb bowl of oatmeal, she's unkidnappable!"

by VillainousVixen June 04, 2020