Uniturd

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One big giant turd that clearly should have been multiple turds.

Meagan: Where’s the plunger!

Jayson: Why do you need a plunger?
Meagan: I backed up the toilet with my giant uniturd...

Uniturd by BUTT0N March 18, 2021

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unitard

An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.

That unitard is always changing his favorite team.

unitard by psychmajor92376 August 2, 2006

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Uniturn

Noun: A rare and illusive form of the common U-turn said to be mythical by most people. Often said by people of lower IQ’s.

Adel, are you sure you can make a Uniturn here?

Uniturn by Joe<3'sMary October 8, 2010

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unitard

part unicorn and part retard!!!!!

my hair looks unitard today!!!

unitard by thechickwhidoesntusenames December 14, 2006

Unitarded

Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.

The media's obsession with flag pins in a presidential election is completely unitarded.

Unitarded by Freddy Nager April 25, 2008

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Unitard

A moron with a University degree

George Osborne thinks he know sums but nonetheless he's a bit of a unitard.

Unitard by Ostercy February 21, 2011

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Unitard

a one-piece, full-body suit reminiscent of pajamas you wore when you were 1, which became an early 2007 fashion phenomenon sweeping the closets of hipsters and pseudo hipster debutantes alike.

Did you see Atticus' unitard? I so want one to wear under my designer frock.It will cover EVERYTHING.

Unitard by CherCa February 21, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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