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United Statesmen 

One who is born in the United States of America is defined as a United Statesmen, just as one who is born in Canada a Canadian and one who is born in Mexico is a Mexican. All Canadian, Mexican and a United Statesmen can be called Americans.
1) A person born in any of the 50 states of the United States of America is a United Statesmen.
2) A person born in Canada is not a United Statesmen.
3) A person born in Mexico is not a United Statesmen.
4) An American can be Canadian, Mexican, or United Statesmen.
5) A United Statesmen is specific to its region of North America.
United Statesmen by Sds September 18, 2012

United Statesian 

People who live on property owned by the United States of America’s people.

United Statesian 

Noun, adjective. The national name for the citizens of the United States of America. Not American, which means from America, the continent
Luca: Ezekiel, what think you about the United Statesian Occupation in Iraq?
Ezekiel: Mmmm... easy to say. A big split-up by an avaricious and selfish man, thus, George W. Bush.

Ezekiel: Have you heard of the party at Fatima's house?
Luca: No... was there one?
Ezekiel: Yes! it was full of United Statesians, Canadians and Brazilians.
United Statesian by Ezechiel January 18, 2007

United Statesian 

An incorrect term applied to citizens of the United States of America generally out of anger that they would presume to call themselves Americans. The politically correct term would be United States Citizen. The proliferation of the term American (often by members of other North and South American nations) to refer to such people has made it appropriate to do so.
I hate those presumptuous united statesians.
United Statesian by The_Anonomouse August 20, 2009

United Statesian 

A phrase used to disambiguate between people living in the United States and people living in the continents of North or South America, since "American" can refer to either group of people.

When talking to people who have this phrase in their vocabulary, "United Statesian" always refers to only people living in the United States, while "American" always refers to people living anywhere in North or South America.
Jack: Dude, Americans are so fucking stupid.
José: Wtf dude
Jack: Sorry, I meant United Statesians.
José: Oh okay :)
United Statesian by jubjubjubjub October 1, 2021

United Statesian 

Refers directly to the citizens of the nation The United States
I was born in Missouri, therefore, my nationality is United Statesian
United Statesian by Koelen February 27, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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