6 definitions by Sds

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When a guy jerks off and then wipes his jizz on car keys.
My dad skuntitted on his Lexus keys.
by Sds October 02, 2004
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used to describe a chick's nipples if she got some big ass titties
"dayam dawg, that girl got bologna nippels!"
by Sds May 05, 2004
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1. a large amount of seaman in the pupic hair after a very intense jerk-off session.
ah shit look at all the twatmustard "HEY REGINA! CAN U LICK OFF ALL MY TWATMUSTARD"
by Sds July 31, 2005
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One who is born in the United States of America is defined as a United Statesmen, just as one who is born in Canada a Canadian and one who is born in Mexico is a Mexican. All Canadian, Mexican and a United Statesmen can be called Americans.
1) A person born in any of the 50 states of the United States of America is a United Statesmen.
2) A person born in Canada is not a United Statesmen.
3) A person born in Mexico is not a United Statesmen.
4) An American can be Canadian, Mexican, or United Statesmen.
5) A United Statesmen is specific to its region of North America.
by Sds April 14, 2012
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unable to relax and just chill, has panties all up in a twist, walks with a stick up their ass
"When under the influence of the Juana, OB the HOMO is the epitome of uptight. Luckily, chill patrol will respond with the motto of "just chill uptight boy!!!"
by Sds May 05, 2004
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