a cross breed of two insanely cool creatures a panda and a unicorn. it has the body of a panda but has some features of a unicorn like the wings and horn.
a majestic creature that no man has ever laid his eyes upon. this animal is only found in the core of the earth and is afraid of any moving thing. the population is desperately low because there afraid of there own shadow and they die when they see something move. they spend most of there time laying down on ice caps with there eyes closed sleeping. this mammal consists of a unicorn, a panda, and a kangaroo conjoined into one.
Via: BRO. Bro. bro. lets go in our submarine that's fire proof and water resistant and find ourselves a unipandaroo!!!
Reggi: okie dokie dude right after i finish my noodles!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.