Unilliterate

When someone is so illiterate they use the word unilliterate to make them sound clever.

Yo man I am doing so well in English i must be Unilliterate
Mate you are the definition of special needs

Unilliterate by oxford australian dictionary August 14, 2016

Unliterate 

A person who appears to know how to read and/or write however refuses to do so either knowingly or unknowingly.

Absolutely no relation to the word illiterate and not to be confused with someone who can't understand or use a dictionary.

-"What the hell is Bob's problem, I know he can read."

-"Bob knows how to read, it's just that he's unliterate."

Unliterate by Eric February 27, 2005

udilliterate 

1. Urban Dictionary Illiterate.

2. When someone is too stupid to spell or grammar check a post that they want to be in Urban Dictionary.

3. When someone doesn't read or ignores the guidance on defining words in Urban Dictionary so they try to post the names of their love interest or perceived antagonist in an effort to satisfy their own ego while also neglecting to understand the finer points of stalking, slander, and libel.

1. These udilliterate kids don't seem to understand enough about real words to be able to articulate the made up definitions of fake words. They're literally unrelatable.

2. Why would these udilliterates try to define somebody's name on Urban Dictionary thinking it's going to get you laid or be a big enough slight to change the way someone is? I could list exactly how many times that's worked. Zero.

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udilliterate by The Cap N' July 20, 2020

nilliterate 

A literate individual who reads none of your notes, emails or texts. Oftentimes, when they've requested a reply.

My boss jumps down my throat asking me questions about emails I've already answered. That nilliterate needs to get his read on before he goes off.

nilliterate by K1NG 4W350M3 February 16, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019