Unicorn Piss 

A drink so magical, it must have come from a unicorn. It tastes delicious, almost as if it contains no alcohol. Usually made with lemonade concentrate, water, and strawberry vodka.

Bro1: Man I got so fucked up last night, but that drink was awesome. What was it?

Bro2: Dude, it must've been unicorn piss.

Unicorn Piss by gotboobs222 February 14, 2013

unicorn piss 

Hot tea; the secret to youth. It's how the Chinese live so long.

Person 1: Hey, is that tea you're drinking?
Person 2: Nah, it's unicorn piss.

unicorn piss by moonshoesrue January 13, 2011

unicorn piss 

1. The mixture of Red Bull, Amp. Monster, Rosckstar.. Etc. all in one magical drink

2. if added SPECIAL to the beginning thus getting (Special Unicorn Piss) you add alcohol to this magical prostate tickler and get f**ked up :)

1. a. Yo is that Iced tea?

b. Nope this is Unicorn Piss!
2. a. I'm really in the mood to get messed up.

b. Here, i have some Special Unicorn Piss.

a. Thanks!

unicorn piss by Zigbozute October 19, 2011

Unicorn Piss 

another term used for not a #1 nor a #2 but a #3/cum

“bro im tired of cleanin up unicorn piss off the bathroom floor”

Unicorn Piss by 73JT August 12, 2022

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? 

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011