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Under the Hood 

A form of eating out a girl. Oral sex position.

Girl lay on their back with their legs raised up pointing toward the ceiling. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position exposes the groin area to the giving partner who kneels there to perform.
I gave my girlfriend a good seeing to by going under the hood, she was wriggling in ineffable pleasure, revealing her raw self to me, finally collapsing in cathartic paroxysm. It was the hottest moment.
Under the Hood by Weenus Hicks August 18, 2009
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under the hood 

describing how large a womans breasts or tits are... similar to junk in the trunk
Damn she got a lota junk in the trunk but nothing under the hood.
under the hood by Flashbang May 13, 2005

under the hood 

We are under the hood
under the hood by Pizzleonmynizzle October 18, 2003

checking under the hood 

Slang - female masturbation. Hood being the clitoral hood.
After smelling my armpits, Sally spent the rest of the afternoon checking under the hood.

Peek Under the Hood 

When you drop your pants and underwear then firmly grasping your dick and balls and pulling them up. Thus exposing your gooch. You also have the option to lean back or stand on your toes to give a better look to the recipient of the peek.
Man my teacher was a bitch the whole school year so on the last day before I walked out I gave her a Peek Under the Hood.

Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

See also "The bee's knees", " the dog's bollocks ".
"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks
Wow this club is cream under the hood!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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