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uncle dirty dick 

an uncle with an excessively dirty bird it is often smelly enough to seep through denim. it is due to dick cheese usaully.
oh say did smell uncle dirty dick yesterday i wish he would shower and stop jacking his wenis all day.

uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.
Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly
uncle blow dick by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023

Ur uncle nick has no dick 

You:ur mom gay
Me an intellectual:Ur uncle nick has no dick

Uncle Dicking 

The act of taking a picture of one's posterior area without his/her knowledge or consent.
"Did you just Uncle Dick me?"
"Check out my pics, man. Been Uncle Dicking these chicks all day!"
Uncle Dicking by urnin December 3, 2013

uncle dicky 

some one intent on screwing you, wether physically mentally or financhiley,
Uncle Dicky really stuck it up my ass.

I had 100 bucks in my pocket, then I met uncle dicky.

Uncle dicky ruined my life, now I got a headache
uncle dicky by parker19777 December 3, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026