Uncle Ben

a guy who only last 1 to 2 minutes in bed, like the amount of time it takes to make Uncle Ben's Rice.

Hey girl, how was it? Girl, he pulled a "Uncle Ben".

by djdjdjdjdjd January 15, 2012

Uncle Ben

Uncle Ben is that one person we had in our life who we met, then either left you, died, or went MIA for whatever reason.

Then it's revealed they were killed by Sandman in the 3rd movie for some reason

Me: Yo I met my dad for the first time in years

Friend: Yo cool, can I meet him?

Me: Yea, that's the thing, he pulled an Uncle Ben

Friend: So where is he?

Me: The funeral's on Friday

by Dialga236 November 16, 2019

Uncle Ben

An important person in a Spider-Person's life who dies in their hands and the Driving Force in a Spider Person's Canon Event.

"If it weren't for Uncle Ben, Most of us wouldn't be here" - Peter B. Parker (Earth-616)

by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023

uncle ben

A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.

Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

Uncle Ben

An Uncle Ben is that one uncle that nobody wants to leave their kids alone with. As well as been a fat nonce, An Uncle Ben also wears adult nappies due to shitting his pants at work.

I don't want to go stand over there, he looks like an Uncle Ben.

by SamB14 May 23, 2020

uncle ben

the coolest guy ever, always there for you,provdes comfort and nourishment in times of need

uncle ben is at your beckon and call

by babe6-888888 July 2, 2005

Uncle Ben

A traditionally older persons American car that "cooks rice" (ie, is faster than Asian imports).

The new Cadillacs are definitely Uncle Bens!

by Carman Guya January 13, 2007