Definitions by SamB14

Keff 

A person who smells extremely unpleasant, similar smell to a fresh pile of dog shit.

Woah Haydan stay away from me you absolutely Keff

Keff by SamB14 May 23, 2020

Late night surprise 

A late night surprise occurs when you are asleep and your younger brother sneaks into your room and sticks his cock up your dry bumhole.

Christian you better not give me another late night surprise tonight

Late night surprise by SamB14 May 23, 2020

Uncle Ben 

An Uncle Ben is that one uncle that nobody wants to leave their kids alone with. As well as been a fat nonce, An Uncle Ben also wears adult nappies due to shitting his pants at work.

I don't want to go stand over there, he looks like an Uncle Ben.

Uncle Ben by SamB14 May 23, 2020