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The area of skin on a male between the anus and the scrotum.
unch by Tyler October 1, 2003
The ever-sensitve place of a man's body that rests between his scrotum and anal cavity.
"That man has a very hairy unch."
unch by wads October 1, 2003
a colloquial, in-circle term used to allude to the action of ravenously attempting to please the female clitoris with tongue and teeth
OMG THAT UNCHING!
Unch by FairyTail? May 21, 2013
A contraction of "gut punch"

Can be used in various tenses as well:
g'unched
g'unching
That crazy son of a bitch forced me to g'unch him so he would stop talking and start listening.

Shut your mouth or you're gonna' get g'unched.

Yo, motha fucka, you is cruising for a g'unching.
g'unch by AK Smack Talk October 26, 2012

Mid-unch-fist 

The definition of a drunk person wanting breakfast and lunch at the same time while trying to yell at a mangy fox out the window at McDonalds.
Girl i can't wait for some Mid-unch-fist cause im fuckin hungry!!!
Mid-unch-fist by karleyjo11 October 23, 2012

Bundies in an unch 

undies in a bunch, underwear up your butt, tie yourself in a knot
"Don't get your bundies in an unch!"
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