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Unch is the unit of measurement men use to boast about the size of their member. One unch is roughly 0.5 inches.
Brother, I've got a 10 unch cock!

What, 5 inches? Bitch please.
by King Ceri June 05, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Similar to inches, but with more 'uhhh' to it. See Usher.
It's going to snow 5 unches today!
by b.eddy January 11, 2011
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a colloquial, in-circle term used to allude to the action of ravenously attempting to please the female clitoris with tongue and teeth
OMG THAT UNCHING!
by FairyTail? May 20, 2013
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The ever-sensitve place of a man's body that rests between his scrotum and anal cavity.
"That man has a very hairy unch."
by wads October 01, 2003
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The area of skin on a male between the anus and the scrotum.
by Tyler October 01, 2003
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