Unch

Unch is the unit of measurement men use to boast about the size of their member. One unch is roughly 0.5 inches.

Brother, I've got a 10 unch cock!

What, 5 inches? Bitch please.

by King Ceri November 22, 2011

Unch

a colloquial, in-circle term used to allude to the action of ravenously attempting to please the female clitoris with tongue and teeth

OMG THAT UNCHING!

by FairyTail? May 21, 2013

unched

Common trader slang for unchanged or effectively unchanged. Used largely in financial markets.

The S&P 500 was unched today. It closed at the same level as yesterday.

by Chris McL February 7, 2007

unched

Unchanged or effectively unchanged. Used largely in financial markets.

The S&P 500 was unched today. It closed at the same level as yesterday.

by Chris McL December 13, 2008

unch

The area of skin on a male between the anus and the scrotum.

That girl licked Lance's unch.

by Tyler October 1, 2003

Unches

Similar to inches, but with more 'uhhh' to it. See Usher.

It's going to snow 5 unches today!

by b.eddy January 12, 2011

unch

The ever-sensitve place of a man's body that rests between his scrotum and anal cavity.

"That man has a very hairy unch."

by wads October 1, 2003