Unbelieva’brow

Overpriced eyebrow paint made by L’Oreal aimed at daft female with acute princess syndrome. Made from oil, wax and fuck knows what else, it leaves the silly bitch who uses it looking as if she has skid marks over her eyes.

“I see Kim is using unbelieva’brow.”
“With the amount of pargeting she does, how can you tell?”

by AKACroatalin April 15, 2019

unbelievabowl

When someone stupid says something that is likely a lie, or they are just too stupid to realise what they are saying is false.

"Tind says he can do a windmill dunk"
"That's unbelievabowl, he's only 4ft11"

by Microphone Drizzla April 29, 2022