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UnPlanetary

By UnPlanetary, I mean the changes that occurred on this Planet, which were made by humans and are not part of the planetary changes. UnPlanetary is a phenomenon of today's Patchy Anthropocentric timeline. UnPlantery should be used in place of 'unnatural'. In this patchy anthropocentric timeline, human intervention has profoundly altered the state and being of this planet. The anthropocentric epoch has begun, as humanity began taking UnPlanetary actions on this planet.

Planet Earth has its own system of being, of existing in the known universe. It has been sustaining itself for billions of years. Until colonialization, fueled by European industrialization, happened. That historical reality marked the start of the UnPlanetary actions by the humans. Fossil fuels were never meant to be extracted, greenhouse gas levels were not supposed to increase this quickly, and the planet's temperature should not have crossed the tipping point on this timeline. With all these events, humans began manipulating the planetary system and started dominating Earth with an extractive mentality. Humans are now building concrete structures, transportation megastructures, and urban areas where finding soil is as hard as finding a needle in a haystack. These actions of humans are not unnatural, but rather UnPlanetary.

To put it simply, UnPlanetary is something that did not develop itself through the planetary timeline; rather, it is something that is introduced and is marked as existing for eternity.
1. Dhaka city has become UnPlanetary to live in.

2. The existence of techno-fossils is UnPlanetary.

3. To create borders in the land, sea, and air of this planet is an example of UnPlanetary.

4. Due to the UnPlanetary actions of some billionaires, all beings of planet Earth are suffering.

5. To imagine a planet-wide city is the reflection of UnPlanetary thinking.
6. If we study history from a multispecies planetary perspective, we can pinpoint the exact moment humans began their mass UnPlanetary actions and thinking.

7. A mouse dying on the highway while being run down by a moving car is an example of UnPlanetary Death.

8. Yesterday, I got an UnPlanetary heat stroke while being stuck in a traffic jam under the scorching heat. The heat became unbearable not only because of the sun's intensity, but also because the concrete and tin-boxed public transport heated the road into a boiling ground.
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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
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"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
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flophouse 

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A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
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Hate Sink 

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"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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