perverted uncles who get fake power from a sadr and they think they r cops and they act like ppls parents. also their food of choice is palak gosht. they often creap out at the wee hours of the night looking for little boys talking to even littler girls...even if they are just asking for directions. Their vehicle of choice is a 96 dodge caravan.
me: yo dawg, whats an umumi?? some kinda body part?
friend: nahhhh yo, umumis are like perverted uncles who get fake power from sadr's and they think they r cops and they act like ppls parents. if they c u outside at night they will fuck with u they caught enough ppl. they fucked enough ppl over
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.