perverted uncles who get fake power from a sadr and they think they r cops and they act like ppls parents. also their food of choice is palak gosht. they often creap out at the wee hours of the night looking for little boys talking to even littler girls...even if they are just asking for directions. Their vehicle of choice is a 96 dodge caravan.
me: yo dawg, whats an umumi?? some kinda body part?
friend: nahhhh yo, umumis are like perverted uncles who get fake power from sadr's and they think they r cops and they act like ppls parents. if they c u outside at night they will fuck with u they caught enough ppl. they fucked enough ppl over
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"