Umpiteur

When someone gives you something you never asked and then asks for a favor in return

Gina: Hey Liz! What happened?
Liz: Tom is asking me for money.
Gina: Why?
Liz: Because he raped me last night.
Gina: Tom is such an umpiteur.
Liz: Yeah, totally.
Gina: But you paid Josh when he raped you.
Liz: Yeah. This is different. Tom doesn't know how to rape. I didn't even get pregnant lol.
Gina: OMG he is an amateur umpiteur
*Both girls laugh*

by broken_benis June 2, 2021