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Bunch of retards in grey uniform who guard the property for 24/7 and gets paid crap. Also occasionally have a crush on the police and FBI
Hey look at Peter he's a motherfucking Umeni Security Corp piece of shit, he loves to give piggyback ride to Tidis,!NVITE, Blume,New Dawn,HAUM and even fucking Gallilei. He also killed a innocent beautiful man in tidis at 3:00 AM
Umeni by AlexanderIsGreekKiddos December 14, 2025
Words you can keep
1. A person with great sense of humor, great taste in everything, great in looks, is overall a really awesome person. Typically a person who is also associated with the term uyen.

2. A dependable zombie killer, in Call of Duty: Black Ops, you can always rely on.

3. Similar to the term HAM, a word to describe the act of studying intensely, pulling an all-nighter, or spending a lot of time at/with school usually resulting in little time for social life.
1. This girl is so amazing; she's so uyeniee!
- I need to go out more to meet a uyeniee!

2. We've only gotten to round 12; we need a uyeniee.
- I'm down! Uyeniee, come save me!

3. I can't go out this weekend; I have an exam this Monday, so I'm going uyeniee on my notes.

Person1: Where has Yunie and Charles been?
Person2: Oh, they're going uyeniee this weekend for a big test.
Person1: I guess we won't be seeing much of them anytime soon.
Uyeniee by KriDefiner April 18, 2011
Related Words
Umeni ugeni umnia ueeni Umanities umeir umentia umniah umniyah ubeniu

Umanimous 

A single vote by a man on any given topic or decision, most commonly in his favor. A choice made by a man for a certain outcome or result.
I took a vote and we are eating out tonight, can't argue, the vote was umanimous.
Umanimous by gw245 Rapid City, SD November 14, 2010
One who lives for sacrifice and selfless actions.
Looking at how many unselfish deeds Jim has done for the community this year, he is an umani.
umani by JYSYNCE November 29, 2006
A retarded, pretty cool but extremely ditzy person. They can be cute and sexy at times, otherwise looks alot like a toilet bowl.
Yea, Udeni looks hot now, but before she looked like a toilet bowl!
Udeni by taylorgangordie. August 7, 2011
the greatest girl IN THE PLANET OF WORLD. she may be a teeny bit shy at first but once you get to know her, she has the most amazing personality! she has great musical talent, she can sing and dance! She is hilarious and she also is one of the best friends you can have. Loyal to the heart. If you ever meet an Umnia, boys, and girls, you have found your #1 best friend for life.
Umnia is most likely the best person ever.
umnia by Umnia June 3, 2018
Umniyah is a very loyal and kind person, she may be difficult at times but you just have to deal with it because she’s worth the struggle. Umniyah’s very bad at knowing when someone is not okay so just tell her and she won’t judge you. She’s also really shy and doesn’t talk that much unless she’s comfortable with you, so don’t be scared to go say hi. She also really pretty and once you get to know her she’ll alway be there for you and try to help.
Did you see “umniyah” the other day at school?
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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