Umbro

A noun. Interchangeable with the word ‘Cunt’.

Best used to describe the look given to the wearer of any England Rugby shirt with the Umbro logo.

The smooth, thin, cheap and nipple hugging material that would transform any gentleman into a cunt within seconds. Coupled with a logo and a price tag that only King Cunt of cuntsville, ruler of the cunty people would find acceptable.

‘It was a great evening until the Umbro’s walked in.’
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“Darling how do you like my new rugby polo?”

“You look like an Umbro!”
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“I’m fairly sure the referee thought he was an Umbro”
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“Jase stop wanking off that stray dog you total Umbro!”

by Not an Umbro March 2, 2021

Umbro

The act of dry humping your partner until climax, typically while wearing soft clothing such as Umbro shorts.

We didn't want to go all the way, so she let me umbro her on the second date.

by Danimalx87 January 15, 2009

umbro

A bro you forgot the name of.

YOU: Hey... umbro!

BRO: Yo!

by eriewave July 20, 2012

Umbro

Short for U Mad Bro?

John: My teacher punched me in the face

John 2: umbro?

by hnblprj July 9, 2011

umbro

something you say when someone is mistaken, or should stop talking. pronounced "umm...bro?". similar to bruh.

Chris: "Batman is a good superhero."
Landon: "Umbro?"

by cannoli7 May 14, 2015

umbro

a gay or somewhat a bisexual

I have a friend of mine who is umbro, and his name is Alex Banner.

by Is'main Yuvtchek November 23, 2017

Yellow Umbrella

The person who holds the yellow umbrella is the future love of your life (future husband/wife lover, girlfriend/boyfriend etc)

"So you think about getting serious with this girl?"
"Yeah man, I guess were the one holding my yellow umbrella"

by Flashmash April 14, 2016