Ultimate Simp

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Someone who goes ALL out for a girl who don’t even want to talk to him or want anything to DO with him.

Omg , dudes the ultimate simp.

Ultimate Simp by Beektoriooo September 12, 2020

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Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law

hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law

Ultimate Simp by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

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Ultimate Simp

A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters

"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"

Ultimate Simp by CottonDreams June 1, 2021

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Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai

hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai

Ultimate Simp by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

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Ultimatesimpforkaeya

A TikToker who simps for Kaeya.
They also flirt a lot of the time but they’re actually a pretty nice person!

(Also my favorite mutual 🤔‼️)

Person 1: Hey do you follow ultimatesimpforkaeya on TikTok?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: You should really go follow them!

Ultimatesimpforkaeya by amagxe March 16, 2021

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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