Radiation poisoning.
person 1: "I just bought a plane ticket to Prip'yat! I can't wait to explore the abandoned city!"
person 2: "Dont stay too long, or you'll contract the Ukranian Stomach bug."
person 2: "Dont stay too long, or you'll contract the Ukranian Stomach bug."
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 June 22, 2020