Uilf

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An uncle that is so goddamn fine that youd fuck without hesitation

Person A: Hey did you see Person C's uncle?
Person B: Yea bro! He's a total Uilf

Uilf by Cheldeopolis_fan May 17, 2022

Words you can keep

uilf

Uncle I'd like to fuck.

Now that's an uilf!
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucker!

uilf by BUNGHOLIO: Lord of the Harvest July 16, 2004

Related Words

uilf

Ukelele I'd like to fuck.

Phwoar, check out the well tuned E String on that UILF. I wouldn't mind doing a bit of a George Fornby on that fecker!

uilf by Roger McTodger November 15, 2004

Uilf

Uncle I'd like to fuck

Oh he isn't a dad so he can't be dilf.... He is an uncle🤔 Uilf

Uilf by Bluebanana# January 26, 2023

Uilf

Ukrainian I'd like to fuck.
Applicable for both genders.

Bro, some uilf's just joined my class, I'm so excited!

Uilf by AlbertDankShtain March 14, 2022

üilf

Übermensch I'd like to fuck

1: hey have you seen Hitler?
2: yeah he's a totally hot üilf

üilf by LarryHunzel August 18, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026