Uh-Huh And
When Dave proved his insanity by trying the same pick up lines for 10 years only to have me crap in my hand and slap him. Uh-Huh and is when you've finally had enough of Dave's nonsense and you meet him for a tea party, then pour laxatives and sleeping pills in his tea.
Dave: I'm sure you taste better than your sister.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.
Uh-Huh And.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.
Uh-Huh And.
Uh-Huh And by bogosuperelf January 22, 2021
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