Ugmonster 

1. A person who is displeasing to the eye, unnatractive, repulsive etc. etc.

G: have you seen Sophie recently?
L: No I try not to she is an ugmonster!

Ugmonster by I get poked all the time April 2, 2008

upminster 

"beyond barking". Where barking means mentally deranged. Barking is a stop on the District Line of the London Underground, and the stop at the end of the line, beyond Barking, is Upminster.

Most of his ideas are Barking, but this one is Upminster.

upminster by hillsider November 19, 2010

Unmonstered 

When someone was a monster, but now they have been Unmonstered

Me: You're not a monster anymore! Unmonstered!

Unmonstered by userhurrying February 14, 2021

Upminster

Pure utter shit

That is such an Upminster move dude

Upminster by The cheese-dealer February 14, 2026