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Ugly duckling 

When your rutty duck or ruddy duck has dried up and forms a hard shell of poop around your dick/balls.
Aw man. I like having a ruddy duck, but I forgot to wash it off last night, so I woke up with a ugly duckling this morning!
Ugly duckling by Jimmy Berserkeah November 10, 2007
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Ugly duckling 

Ugh that girl over there is such an ugly duckling!!!!!

ugly duckling 

that one guy who gets to hold the camera every time your friends want to take a picture
A: Dude could you take a picture
B: Sure *tries to take a selfie
A: No you can't be in it you ugly duckling
C: More like ugly fuckling
ugly duckling by graider September 13, 2018

Ugly duckling 

A fugly ass egghead who sucks unwiped booty cheeks and will remain forever bitchless.
Ugly Duckling is a synonym for maidenless

Yo have you seen that fugly ass Joaquin dude”

“Yeah man he has no hoes

ugly duckling syndrome 

Beautiful people who didn't get pretty until high school or later, and were nice because they were ugly. The niceness carries over through life.
She's got ugly ducking syndrome.
ugly duckling syndrome by andrea February 5, 2003

Ugly Duckling Syndrome 

(A.) When a person used to be a really ugly kid, but then later turned out to be really good-looking.
And usually, the total opposite can happen.

Ugly Duckling Syndrome 

A situation in which a girl who used to be ugly before puberty becomes hot, but still, in her own mind, she thinks she is ugly.
Often referred to as U.D.S.
"Krista seriously can't take a compliment can she?"
"That's because she has Ugly Duckling Syndrome."
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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