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Uber Sloop 

A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.

Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.

It's uses are:

Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.

Maintains awesome at all times.

Inspires awesome.

Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.

All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.

Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.

It's that Good.

I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.
God has bestowed upon thee, THY UBER SLOOP.
Uber Sloop by Ages August 6, 2008
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überstoopid 

(adj.) overly tired to the point of being silly or giddy
We got so überstoopid last night. We were drinking coffee all night & laughing.

I got no sleep last night; I am überstoopid this morning, so if I start skipping and walking into walls, don't be alarmed.
überstoopid by Nissa H. April 15, 2008
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To send an Uber to your friend's house to pick them up so you can hang out at your own place (as opposed to driving over there and back yourself)
I Uberswooped my friend Grant so we could hang out all afternoon at my house.
Uberswoop by Ndageto September 3, 2019