Uber Beats

When you order from uber eats and see how many times you can masturbate before your order arrives.

The first thing I'm doing after class today is ordering some Uber Beats

Uber Beats by Doc Marty April 26, 2019

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UberEatsDisorder

The willingness to blow away all your money on Uber eats instead of buying groceries.

John has UberEatsDisorder. He spent 140$ on uber eats this week.

UberEatsDisorder by SonnyG89 March 24, 2022

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Uber Beats • uberbeast • UberEatsDisorder • your_average_ubereats_guy • uber • Uber Micro • uber-cool • uber geek • uber n00b • Uber Man

uberbeast

adj. better than the best, absolutely amazing, uber awesome, beyond beast

Tony Hawk is uberbeast at skating.
That trick was uberbeast

uberbeast by Matt McC. March 2, 2008

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UberBeats

When you order an Uber only to have the driver give you a handjob.

Johnny: Fuck I'm horny. I need to nut, so i'll call an UberBeats.
Lyvia: So I'm not good enough for you huh...

UberBeats by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

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your_average_ubereats_guy

A guy on gamejolt that is silly but goes serious at drama but still he is very very silly and I recommend following him on gamejolt

your_average_ubereats_guy: used for a mrwhale command

your_average_ubereats_guy by DETOS OFFICIAL January 30, 2025

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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