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USA Magnited States of America 

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

Americans(USA) 

The people who do most of the worst things:
List of bad things in US:
1.Almost 95% of the population marry for doing sex and after sex had been completed a number of times...divorce their life partner for finding a new sex partner.

2.The Country has originated the word Motherfucker by disrespecting MOTHERS so hear you Americans you are prostitute's child (MORE DISRESPECT)

3.Has the largest number of bars where they use girls to dance almost nudely
4.Uses the largest number of alcohols

5.Children also have crush
6.Loves their sex partner more than their mother.

7.Contains the largest number of porns
8.Thinks itself the richest country, though not the richest
9.Girls keep themselves almost with naked dresses.

10.Discriminate the WEST INDIANS
11.Show fake news of Aliens, Monsters, Ghosts like Slender man....I am telling this because I have also camped in the Dark Woods of America during mid night.

12.Knows Only slangs related to fucking.
13.Take Advantages of being Super Power
14.Knows only English whereas in Eastern Countries millions of languages are spoken
15.Creators of Illuminati , Dark Web , Area 51 , etc
16 .Stole titles from Eastern Countries like the film Extra Terrestrial's Script is derived from Satyajeet Ray's The Alien.
17.Could not defeat a weak country called Vietnam
18.Would be destroyed by BLACKS!
Americans(USA) BLACK are gonna...you!
Americans(USA) by xXxPOISON X May 11, 2020

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USAmerican 

A resident of the USA a nation on the American continent(s) who believes themselves to be (exclusively to be) 'American' living in 'America' but really is a USA resident and every where outside the USA is known as a 'Gringo' or a 'Yank' / 'Yankee' / Yanky' , North American or a USAmerican
"I'm from Alabama in 'South America'" = fa1l YOU ARE "USAmerican"
"I'm from Alabama in 'South America'" = fa1l YOU ARE "USAmerican"

"I'm from New York in 'American'" = fa1l YOU ARE "USAmerican"

"I'm in the American Air Force, /Navy, /army" = fa1l "I'm a North American citizen of this here United States of America" = W1n

"I'm from New York in 'American'" = fa1l

"I'm in the American Air Force, /Navy, /army" = fa1l

"I'm a North American citizen of this here United States" = W1n
USAmerican by mR sEIL5 April 4, 2010

Usamerica 

Alternate Name of the United States of America. For lazy usamericans who don’t want to say “united states” but also don’t want to be apart of the ignorant population that refers to the USA as just “america”.
I used to ignorantly say I’m from “America” like there aren’t other countries in North and South America but now i consciously say I’m from Usamerica.
Usamerica by Usamerican September 29, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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