US English

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A language so mutilated it doesn't deserve to be called English any more.

"Oh look, yet another example why we should rename English to American, because us Americans have a deeper linguistic understanding of our language than the country that created it." from an idiotic YouTube comment

Notice how arrogant Americans are about their "US English" non-English

US English by 1471717gasdg87a5sge April 28, 2015

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U.S English

A language named English, which originated in England. The Americans have changed the language to be different and sever their ties with England. These days, Americans believe they created the English language and believe their way of speaking English is correct. This is not the case however, as the English language originates from England. Therefore, if you're ever told by an American that you're speaking English incorrectly, you have the right to say that they have no right to tell you that "US English" is correct, and you're speaking their language wrong.

American: OH MY GOD, I love the color of your dress!
English Person: It's COLOUR. With a U!
American: Umm, that's so wrong! There is no U.
English Person: The clue is in the name, English! England! I'm correct you idiot yank!
American: Whatever... American people are better than you stinking Brits...
English Person: I'm English. Not British.
U.S English, the incorrect variation on standard English.

U.S English by King Donkeyfuck April 2, 2015

Related Words

U.S English • Unenglishable • un-english • use english • us army • US Government • US CONSTITUTION • US'an • US Foreign Policy • US Cavalry

Unenglishable

Unable to be described using the English language.

I had a vision and was unable to describe the wonderful and amazing things that I saw. The entire experience was unenglishable.

Unenglishable by JesterLester December 14, 2021

Unenglishable

A word that is spelt with English letters, it written to look like a word from the English language but is in no way a real English word.

The names of fantasy places in books are unenglishable.

Unenglishable by Pheebs Sawnders September 26, 2022

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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