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Preemptive unfriending 

When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.
John: Why'd you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she'd eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.
Word of the Day on March 25, 2018

Pending Unfriending 

When someone you're friends with on a social network takes too much of an interest in their profile (generates an excessive amount of posts) or in your profile (generates an excessive amount of comments on your profile), and you contemplate terminating the "friend" status.

Contemplation can also be due to terminated relationships, etc.
Girl 1: Oh my God... Becky is so annoying on Facebook. She comments on like, ALL of my pictures.

Girl 2: I know, right! Right now she's Pending Unfriending.

funfriending

Unfriending someone who deserves to be unfriended, usually because they post many obnoxious statuses, pictures or wall posts.
Not Steve: "I funfriended the shit out out of Steve after he spammed my newsfeed about his new Jeep Wrangler. What a giant fucking douche."

Also Not Steve: "Funfriending is cathartic and fun!"

Untrending 

Trends that are just past their prime. Often, a sizable number of people will not be aware that this has happened.
Those jeans are untrending so fast, they'll be 20 dollars in a month.
Untrending by waterygrave November 30, 2010

Upfriending

When you acquire jet wealth you ditch your old less wealthy friends for the rich folks.
Steve sold his business for millions and then ditched his less wealthy friends for the rich and famous, basically upfriending
Upfriending by anonymous August 25, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026