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Unfriendable 

1. (Noun) Unfriendable.com, a website devoted to online fails, such as facebook statuses, cleverbot conversations, and google searches. Part of the Spartz Network.

2. (Verb) A fail that makes you wonder why you are friends with the perpetrator.
1. Yahoo Question: What song goes do do do dum do dum dee dee dum?
Answer: Please tell me you're joking...I'm putting this on unfriendable...

2. Todd: When does the noon shift start at work?
Dan: That's unfriendable, dude. Completely unfriendable.
Unfriendable by SuzeSimon August 17, 2011
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Unfriendable 

Referring to that one guy who sits in the cornor of you room, peeling off the skin of a republican, streaked with the stench of semen and chanting all of Nicholas Cages bad movies, in which you would eventually unfriend him on every social media ever.
"Jesus christ! Jimmy is such an unfriendable guy! He killed my goldfish one time."
Unfriendable by OG Ecko May 7, 2015

Unfriendable Offense 

An offensive act perpetrated by a social networking site "friend" that results in permanently unfriending the individual.

Unfriendable Offenses can include, but are not limited to:

1. Excessive postings about children
2. Excessive postings about health and children's health
3. Postings about every, ever-loving thing that you do
4. Unwarranted sexy talk via chat from a former classmate who is currently married with three children
Rod committed the worst of all unfriendable offenses; I asked him about his wife and kids and he told me what he was doing to his penis.

unrendable 

A word used in nietzsche’s “Human, all too Human”. It just means not to be rended or torn but I literally could not find a definition for it anywhere so here it is.
The titanium chains bound him strongly to the wall, completely unrendable.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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