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Ugliest [uglyest]
If you are an Ugliest, you are a person that does not like ugly people. Cant stand to be around them and looking at them repulses you.
Ugliest [uglyest] by Serendipitee75 October 17, 2008
Ugliest Teeth In Bollywood
When it comes to ugliest teeth, the first name which comes in anyone's mind is Akshay Kumar. More than his face, its his teeth and yellow gums which show more. We recommend him to go to a dentist as soon as possible.
Ugliest Teeth In Bollywood by Canadian Hawasi Kumar February 13, 2020
ugliest woman
Person 1 OMG SHE TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE WON BECAUSE OF THE POPULAR VOTE
Person 2 You mean the ugliest woman?
Person 2 You mean the ugliest woman?
ugliest woman by Sqwawkfox November 30, 2017
ugliest person
ugliest person by irrelevant person January 4, 2020
worst song on the ugliest guitar
Telling your girlfriend that she has a hairy back and should wax it is like telling her that she is the worst song on the ugliest guitar.
worst song on the ugliest guitar by katie tran November 5, 2006
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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