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FUCK U NOOB 

*kills 7 years old in minecraft 1v1*
7-year-old: HACKS, FUCK U NOOB
Related Words
U noob • FUCK U NOOB • no u noob • u r the noob • u • U.S.A • u r • u.d. • U.S.S.R. • U.S.
Me: ur mom es gay
Thou: no u noob
Me: that doesn't work, I am too powerful
Thou: oh no i died
no u noob by bobthe1rst October 23, 2019

u r the noob 

Phrase used to classify someone as "The Noob." May or may not be used as a compliment. May also be used in conjunction with the phrase "no u." Phrase can be used as a rebuttal statement towards someone as well.
Person 1: "lol i pwn"

Person 2: "u r the noob."

Person 1: "NO U R THE NOOB!"
u r the noob by Francis Numan October 20, 2009

u r the noob 

Used to point out when one has failed or is making choices that someone inexperienced with the activity would make.
John: Dude! I just accidentally deleted my entire college résumé!

Kevin: LOLOLOL. U R THE NOOB.
u r the noob by Roy Grey November 5, 2009
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