Typoid Fever 

A condition or disease in which a person cannot spell correctly or use proper grammar if their life depended on it. Classified into two categories: Intentional and Unintentional. May be cured with the use of a typing tutor and/or spell check.

I have a ten page research paper due tomorrow but I'm unable to do it due to to a severe case of sleep deprivation and typoid fever. Who wants to help me cure it?

Typoid Fever by Blackberrywhite July 30, 2011

typhoid fever 

Something Lil' Susie always seemed to contract after a full day of hunting and fording on the Oregon Trail.

Dammit! Susie died of typhoid fever while I was off hunting buffalo - better not hunt them too much - or they will get scarce in this area! Dammit!

typhoid fever by Jocko Tittlies September 22, 2005