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Types of Token White Guys 

The Token White Guy comes in several varieties.

1. The "Dangerous" Token White Friend: If the black men are what the news media may refer to as a "thug", than the token white guy in this group is often times one of, if not the, most dangerous people in that group. This token white guy is allowed because he has proved himself, and you have no idea what he had to do to earn their respect, but it's probably something crazy. Note: If you ever hear this type of token white friend say the N word, hard r, and none of the black guys seem to be offended, he is 100% "for real". Be cautious

2. The "White" Token White Friend: Similar to how the traditional token black guy in a group of white friends brings stuff from black culture (dancing, talking to girls, better weed), the "white" token white friend is simply that; white. Often used for their vehicle, parent's house to party, or there to talk to the cops. May be called "this nigga" when getting roasted but will never have actual N word privilege.

3: "The Quarterback": This token white friend is generally seen among the black jock populace and is typically referred to as "the quarterback", opposed to the black man's "wide receivers". Often found close due to sport affiliation, these token white friends do not assimilate within black culture, but instead peacefully co-exist while both sides maintain uniqueness. Friendship formed around common interests such as football and partying together. The love is there, but the line is stated.
Types of Token White Guys

Type One: Damn, that russian dude Maxiov is tight with those black guys. I heard he's connected to the mob.

Type two: Lol, there goes Maximillian trying to hang out with Jerome and Lamarcus. I hear they just use him cause he has a pool.

Type Three: Wow, Max just threw a hell of a pass to Daquan for that touchdown. Loved how they chest bumped. I bet they'll try and bang the cheerleaders together after the game
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