Ryan: Michelle, considering this is your first time being drunk, I'll walk you through the types of drunk.

Michelle: Ok.

Ryan: First example-the weepy/hysterical drunk. A fine example would be ellie crying to ted over there.

Michelle: Oh.

Ryan: Second example- the angry/pissed off drunk. Another example would be sarah screaming at ben by the front door.

Michelle: Woah.

Ryan: Third example- the girl who becomes a stripper drunk. Here's an example of Miranda taking off her clothes in front of Jake.

Michelle: Wow.

Ryan: Fourth example- the happy/giggly drunk. A fine example is Morgan and Madalyn laughing as if there's no tomorrow.

Michelle: Incredible.

Ryan: Fifth example- the needy/clingy drunk. a great example would be you clinging to my shoulder tonight.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak