Typerventilation 

When a self diagnosed "mentally ill" teen (usually between the ages of 13 and 16, can be older) starts typing in a spastic, mostly unreadable manner in response to getting intellectually opposed in any way. They say the typing is caused by shaking of their hands as a result of panic attacks, but is really just a way to gain the attention and/or pity of readers and the people in opposition of said person.

Tumblr User: Oh, look, allmymentaldisorders is have a melt down again.

Tumblr User 2: Yeah, they pull that shit every time someone tells them to stop self diagnosing.

Tumblr User 3: omg!!! they're having a panic attack, you ableists, just leave he/she/it/them/etc alone jfc they have depression anxiety bd ocd dd did and autism

Tumblr User: They're not having a panic attack, it's just typerventilation.

Typerventilation by nomoradfemsthanks October 19, 2015

autoerotic hyperventilation 

A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.

Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.

autoerotic hyperventilation by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

typerventilating 

sending messages through instant messaging in a rapidly sequential intervals.

I could barely follow the conversation; she was typerventilating like a madwoman!

typerventilating by ExaRox February 9, 2009

rectal hyperventilation

A condition where the rectum has a quite rational fear of being penetrated by a large member (again) and therefore has a reaction akin to a "panic attack"-causing the owner of said rectum to faint and therefore become incapable of participating in said sexual act-to the great relief of the rectum.

"Hey Baby-hows about some kinky butt sex"
"Sure Hun-lets go"
Anus...."Fuuuuuuckkkk....Noooooo.....Im still sore and slightly stretched from the last time..noooo..this causes physiological symptoms of "rectal hyperventilation" similiar to a panic attack where the "flight or flight"mechanism is hampered by the butts inability to send nerve messages to the legs to get the fuck away-instead it causes "Baby" to collapse in a faint in a public place making anal sex impossible or at least illegal!

rectal hyperventilation by Iamthecupoftea May 18, 2010

typerventilating 

Verb. To keyboard smash random characters when experiencing "feels" or excitement

person1: AISOJD:OAIFJAOISFJFASFHASIF
Person2: Dude! Stop typerventilating and tell me what happened!

typerventilating by starkidcandy November 13, 2012

Hyperventilation 

Hyperventilation is the physiological response to breathing to rapidly thus creating a surplus of toxins in the blood stream at a rate higher than the body cope with. Usually results in a passing out or fainting followed by a headache and sometimes nausea. Although most of the time minor it can and has killed people especially if done intentionally while also fighting the bodies natural responses.

Well I guess frank deserves to be dead for playing that stupid Hyperventilation game but somehow that cretin bastard has survived 20 rounds. I'm kinda tired of his stupid Hyperventilation shit that I hope he does die next time. I will laugh so hard I might hyperventilate myself hahahaha!!

Hyperventilation by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005