This guy is the sexiest motherfucker in the world. He’s half Jewish half Christian so he’s got the best of both worlds. Has brown hair, brown eyes, a fat ass, unspoken rizz, and absolutely unparalleled drip. He’s a hot sexy skater boy with no mommy issues and also his music taste is better than everyone elses. People used to call him “lesbian” and “one inch wonder” but he didn’t listen and became a sigma male quadrillionaire with an elite grindset. Ladies love him and want him for his massive biceps but he also has a cool personality. He’s a total stud you want Tyler Beck in your life.
Girl 1: Tyler Beck is so yummy and scrumptious!!!!
Girl 2: oh my gawdddd Tyler Beck is such a baddy zaddy I want his children
Girl 3: Bitch I already had his babies DAFUQ?!
Peter griffin: I’m Peter griffin from family guy
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!