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tying off 

A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".
"Dude....Why are you tying off? There's only three fucking women in the entire crowd!"
tying off by D. Gould March 9, 2006
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Tying off 

wrapping a solid band around the upper forearm so that blood constricts and the heroine goes into your system more effectively and faster.
yo stoner bro, you tying off with a solid band so that you can constrict your blood and get high from heroine more effectively and faster in the bathroom.

wrapping a solid band around the upper forearm so that blood constricts and the heroine goes into your system more effectively and faster.
Tying off by nikolai on the couch November 14, 2016

bae-ting off 

The act of touching oneself to the thought of their significant other.
My girlfriend has been gone away on business for weeks now, but I still think about her all the time. Especially when I'm bae-ting off at night.
bae-ting off by Obi-Wan-Shinobi June 16, 2018

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off

Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.
One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.

bounce off your thing 

when you wanna die but you are uncertain how to kill yourself and your mother made you fuck.

Rubbing off my ting 

A definition given by my good friend Ibzino.

Meaning the wood can get played with any time with or without a spouse.

Can rub it off after or before you leave out for any function or even after the function. It doesn’t matter. Just rub of your ting
“AY BRUDDA IMA RUB OFF MY TING ANYWAY”
“GO ON, RUB OFF YOUR TING”
“IMA RUB OF MY TING ANYWAY”
“RUBBING OFF MY TING”
Rubbing off my ting by M1HUNNA November 13, 2021

Love off our ting 

1) I don’t actually know what this means

2) A strange phrase used by some man from west London that seemingly has no meaning
Why you tryna love off our ting?
Love off our ting by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022
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