two dogs

Mediocre; run of the mill; as if by chance (Australia). From the Australian national joke: A young Indian brave goes to his Chief to ask for advice. "Chief?" he asked. "How do you choose the names you give us?" The old man responds, "You see your friend there? I named him Soaring Eagle after the first thing that I saw when he was born. That goes for everyone I name. But you of all the braves should know this, Two Dogs Fucking."

"G'day mate. How was the band last night?"
"Two dogs. Might as well've stayed home."
"Crikes. I heard they was good."

two dogs by Joe 6 Mama December 31, 2008

Two Dogs

Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.

Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.

Two Dogs by Yarner February 22, 2024

Two Dogs in a Bathtub 

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.

i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

Two Dogs in a Bathtub by billy poopluvr May 4, 2004

two dogs in a bath tub 

When you try to stuff a set of nuts in a woman's asshole. In turn is as impossible as washing "two dogs in a bath tub".

"This bitch's ass was so loose that I had to give her the two dogs in a bath tub treatment."

two dogs in a bath tub by jgf July 19, 2006

two dogs in a tub 

put your balls in the persons ass...its ass hard as keeping 2 dogs in a tub

I gave Zack Dunn 2 dogs in a tub.

two dogs in a tub by Mike Fennelly is Hot April 1, 2003

two dogs in a bath 

a term used when attempting to place both balls into another's mouth and failing

It's just like two dogs in a bath, one is always trying to get out

two dogs in a bath by postmyk January 28, 2004

two dogs in the bath tub 

It's where a women is in doggy style and 2 men shove the cock in her ass at the same time in a violent matter, leaving pubic hair on her ass and after you jizz in her ass, it will leak out and stick to the hair, looking like a hairy ass, or dogs ass

Dude, me and jon put two dogs in the bath tub at jenny's house last night and she was screaming until we jizzed in her ass and she calmed down!

two dogs in the bath tub by partyboyneil October 17, 2008