postmyk's definitions

OJ Smile

When you slit a person's throat ear to ear in a smiley face fashion.

Nicole recieved an OJ smile after going on a date w/ Ron.

by postmyk March 15, 2004

minesweeping

A reverse of the " Wing Man" theory whereby, one friend goes for the hot chick to distract her, so the other friend can work his charm on the not so hot but attainable girl of the pair.

My friend got ass got last night due to my minesweeping.

by postmyk May 10, 2004

two dogs in a bath

a term used when attempting to place both balls into another's mouth and failing

It's just like two dogs in a bath, one is always trying to get out

by postmyk January 28, 2004