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Twittacrite 

The practice of posting like you have moral standards ,beliefs and inspirational quotes but your own behaviour doesn't reflect it (toxic)
Laura is such a twittacrite, she posted "absolutely nothing that is meant for me will require me to compromise my integrity, lower my energy or abandon my values to receive it .' in reality she is the most dishonest toxic person alive
Twittacrite by Bajan4life June 7, 2024
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twittacrite 

Someone who's posts are contradictory to their actions.
Laura is such a twittacrite, she's always posting some deep inspirational quotes that are totally opposite of how she really is .

Paul has become such a twittacrite recently, he keeps posting about honesty and integrity, anyone that knows him knows it's not how he is..
twittacrite by Bajan4life June 13, 2024
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twittacrite 

A person that posts are nothing like who they really are. They post some deep or inspirational quotes that is the total opposite of who they really are.
Laura is such a twittacrite she posted some long post about being positive and she is the most negitive person i know.
twittacrite by Bajan4life June 21, 2024

twitterite  

An expert user of twitter.
One who writes twits throughout the day, everyday.
My friends are all twitterites. I have been a twitterite for the past year.
twitterite by UDwurdcreator February 2, 2009

Twitterite 

A person who cant last more than a few minutes with out checking twitter.
Dave twitters every hour and has been diagnosed as a serious Twitterite!

Tittocrite 

Referring to a man who is in a relationship, but still shamelessly ogles and judges every piece of ass out there.
You have a girlfriend, and still you objectify every woman around you with a complicated scoring system, you are such a tittocrite
Tittocrite by Johan Becconsall August 24, 2008

twitterite 

A person that uses twitter to write concise aphorisms.
Harry Shearer is a prolific twitterite.
twitterite by mojoholio November 19, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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