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Teatocrite 

Teatocrite - Fusion of teat and hypocrite. In general, it refers to a person who is constantly criticizing the source of a benefit or benefits while enjoying and wanting more of the benfit. Someone who criticizes the Government, but are the first ones to reach out and collect Government benefits when they can.
John is collecting unemployment benefits, and all he does is criticize the Government. That teatocrite sucks on the Government's teat all day, but he is the first one to call out for smaller Government.

Mary is constantly criticizing, complaining, and putting down her husband Joe although he treats her very nice, gives her $ 1,000/week so she doesn't have to work, and goes out of his way to make her happy. If Joe had any sense he would have dumped that ungrateful teatocrite long time ago.
Teatocrite by Roman Barcia October 8, 2022

Twittacrite 

The practice of posting like you have moral standards ,beliefs and inspirational quotes but your own behaviour doesn't reflect it (toxic)
Laura is such a twittacrite, she posted "absolutely nothing that is meant for me will require me to compromise my integrity, lower my energy or abandon my values to receive it .' in reality she is the most dishonest toxic person alive
Twittacrite by Bajan4life June 7, 2024

twittacrite 

Someone who's posts are contradictory to their actions.
Laura is such a twittacrite, she's always posting some deep inspirational quotes that are totally opposite of how she really is .

Paul has become such a twittacrite recently, he keeps posting about honesty and integrity, anyone that knows him knows it's not how he is..
twittacrite by Bajan4life June 13, 2024

twittacrite 

A person that posts are nothing like who they really are. They post some deep or inspirational quotes that is the total opposite of who they really are.
Laura is such a twittacrite she posted some long post about being positive and she is the most negitive person i know.
twittacrite by Bajan4life June 21, 2024
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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