Twitpocalypse

The much anticipated moment when the website Twitter will finally become overloaded, causing millions of zombified Twitterers to have mental breakdowns over the fact that they can no longer talk to themselves on a computer 24 hours a day.

Person 1: ZOMGG, THE TWITPOCALYPSE IS UPON US. WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY LIFE NOW?

Person 2: -DIES- OMGGGGGGGG!

by Ughmuffin June 14, 2009

Thotpocalypse

When a woman comes into a mans life, and causes him great grief.

She loured him to the motel, unbeknownst to him. She had previously conspired, with two other guys. To rob him upon entering the motel. The robbery didn't go as planned, the victim fought back. He was shot and killed. Yeah, he was definitely a victim of the Thotpocalypse.

by John Staples June 21, 2018

Thotpocalypse

A period of time where you intentionally become a bigger thot than you already are. A time to sleep with as many people as possible. Often a competition between friends.

"Hey Katie, how's thotpocalypse going?"

"Good, scored 6 points on the weekend, what about you?"

"Only 1 point this weekend. Damn shawty, you the thotpocalypse QUEEN."

by B-john August 1, 2018

Thotpocalypse

The modern dating end-times where genuine connection gets wiped out by a tidal wave of baddie behavior, clout-chasing, and digital thirst traps.

“We used to shoot our shot in person. Now I gotta compete with dudes in Dubai and her Amazon wishlist. It’s the damn Thotpocalypse.”

by shores June 29, 2025