Thotpocalypse

When a woman comes into a mans life, and causes him great grief.

She loured him to the motel, unbeknownst to him. She had previously conspired, with two other guys. To rob him upon entering the motel. The robbery didn't go as planned, the victim fought back. He was shot and killed. Yeah, he was definitely a victim of the Thotpocalypse.

Thotpocalypse by John Staples June 21, 2018

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Thotpocalypse

A period of time where you intentionally become a bigger thot than you already are. A time to sleep with as many people as possible. Often a competition between friends.

"Hey Katie, how's thotpocalypse going?"

"Good, scored 6 points on the weekend, what about you?"

"Only 1 point this weekend. Damn shawty, you the thotpocalypse QUEEN."

Thotpocalypse by B-john August 1, 2018

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Thotpocalypse • thongpocalypse • Twitpocalypse

Thotpocalypse

The modern dating end-times where genuine connection gets wiped out by a tidal wave of baddie behavior, clout-chasing, and digital thirst traps.

“We used to shoot our shot in person. Now I gotta compete with dudes in Dubai and her Amazon wishlist. It’s the damn Thotpocalypse.”

Thotpocalypse by shores June 29, 2025

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thongpocalypse

An abundance of thongs in any given area.

Man, I went into my girlfriends bedroom and its a total thongpocalypse in there!

thongpocalypse by DarkTurtle May 9, 2016

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Twitpocalypse

The much anticipated moment when the website Twitter will finally become overloaded, causing millions of zombified Twitterers to have mental breakdowns over the fact that they can no longer talk to themselves on a computer 24 hours a day.

Person 1: ZOMGG, THE TWITPOCALYPSE IS UPON US. WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY LIFE NOW?

Person 2: -DIES- OMGGGGGGGG!

Twitpocalypse by Ughmuffin June 14, 2009

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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