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Thotpocalypse 

A period of time where you intentionally become a bigger thot than you already are. A time to sleep with as many people as possible. Often a competition between friends.
"Hey Katie, how's thotpocalypse going?"

"Good, scored 6 points on the weekend, what about you?"

"Only 1 point this weekend. Damn shawty, you the thotpocalypse QUEEN."
Thotpocalypse by B-john August 1, 2018

Thotpocalypse 

The modern dating end-times where genuine connection gets wiped out by a tidal wave of baddie behavior, clout-chasing, and digital thirst traps.
“We used to shoot our shot in person. Now I gotta compete with dudes in Dubai and her Amazon wishlist. It’s the damn Thotpocalypse.”
Thotpocalypse by shores June 29, 2025

thongpocalypse 

An abundance of thongs in any given area.
Man, I went into my girlfriends bedroom and its a total thongpocalypse in there!

Twitpocalypse 

The much anticipated moment when the website Twitter will finally become overloaded, causing millions of zombified Twitterers to have mental breakdowns over the fact that they can no longer talk to themselves on a computer 24 hours a day.
Person 1: ZOMGG, THE TWITPOCALYPSE IS UPON US. WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY LIFE NOW?

Person 2: -DIES- OMGGGGGGGG!
Twitpocalypse by Ughmuffin June 14, 2009