The unfortunate, synergistic death-collision between standard-issue, but expected Influenza season and the unwanted, unexpected yet persistent, COVID-19 pandemic.
Hey, you get da flu shot yet?
Nah, waitin' for 'em to include the COVID immunization in the Twindemic vaccine.
Oh, yeah? I hope you don't grow a third eye or shit...
When flu season approaches and the government uses the media to push Covid19 variants to the extreme.
Did you hear about the Twindemic? I just got another vaccine to be safe.
What’s that? Covid?
Yes. There are a ton of Covid variants going around. Stay safe.
Oh shit, i’m not vaccinated lol
Recent studies show we are in middle of a Twindemic as there are many different variants of Covid 19 going around. Such as Omicron - B.1.1.529, BA.1, BA.1.1, BA.2, BA.3, BA.4 and BA.5.
With ever more oompa loompas in prominent positions, it has become strangely fashionable for people to enhance themselves with the radioactive glow these creatures naturally display.
"This orange sensation sweeping the nation is becoming a tandemic"
"Have you seenMarsha's new Facebook profile? Let's have a moment of silence as the tandemic claims another victim"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."