Twindemic

The unfortunate, synergistic death-collision between standard-issue, but expected Influenza season and the unwanted, unexpected yet persistent, COVID-19 pandemic.

Hey, you get da flu shot yet?
Nah, waitin' for 'em to include the COVID immunization in the Twindemic vaccine.
Oh, yeah? I hope you don't grow a third eye or shit...

by YAWA September 22, 2020

Twindemic

When flu season approaches and the government uses the media to push Covid19 variants to the extreme.

Did you hear about the Twindemic? I just got another vaccine to be safe.

What’s that? Covid?

Yes. There are a ton of Covid variants going around. Stay safe.

Oh shit, i’m not vaccinated lol

Recent studies show we are in middle of a Twindemic as there are many different variants of Covid 19 going around. Such as Omicron - B.1.1.529, BA.1, BA.1.1, BA.2, BA.3, BA.4 and BA.5.

by January 6 July 13, 2022

twindickin it

The process of sucking two dicks at on time

"Man, sally was twindickin it last saturday at the party."

by kyle wolo February 6, 2009

Tandemic

The fake tan trend slowly taking over the world.

With ever more oompa loompas in prominent positions, it has become strangely fashionable for people to enhance themselves with the radioactive glow these creatures naturally display.

"This orange sensation sweeping the nation is becoming a tandemic"

"Have you seen Marsha's new Facebook profile? Let's have a moment of silence as the tandemic claims another victim"

by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018